Ordinary Kate

It's awful. Truly unthinkable.

Kate Middleton, who for some inexplicable reason is referred to almost always by her maiden name, doesn't at present have a nanny for Prince George when she goes on a tour of Africa with William.

Can you imagine? The 207 year old nanny of Queen Victoria was resurrected so as to be nanny to the young baby prince, but after three months, she needs to return to the afterlife. So the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge face the frankly terrifying prospect of either finding a new nanny, who could potentially not be of the correct vintage, or travelling without a nanny. After all, how could you possibly find the time to wave if there wasn't help with your child?

Rumour has it that she may travel without a dresser also. She clearly thinks she can put on her own clothes, which is positively reckless.

What is the world coming to?